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sent by: Samanta
    This horrorscope depends on the day you were born.
    
    Sunday - you love your hard drive - the way it purrs when it`s working, how it can transfer things so fast and store so much.
    your lucky numbers: a8_, c45, =0, (9 and 3.1427
    your word of the day: Radiation
    definition: don`t bother - it`s already working overtime on you;
    you would do well to go out with someone who has pink hair on their head,
    but not on their arms.
    if you are dating a blonde, dump her and find a girl who never changes her hair color.
    
    Monday - you have an unnatural interest in computer mice and love to dress yours up in pretty pink dresses.
    your lucky numbers: a7, b95, 10~, 0_^ and 84.2
    your word of the day: jojobim
    definition: you go look it up - get off your lazy butt!
    you would do well to go out with someone who has blond hair on their head,
    but not on their eyebrows.
    if you are dating a brunette, dump her and find a girl who changes her hair color daily.
    
    Tuesday - pens intrigue you - how they work, why they taste so good, why they`ve stained your pants
    your lucky numbers: 8s2, c7&, @1%, ~9) and 11.2893 float
    your word of the day: little bunny foo foo
    definition: hopping through the forest
    you would do well to go out with someone who has blue hair on their head,
    but not on their arms.
    if you are dating a computer, dump it and get some real human interaction
    
    Wednesday - walking is difficult for you - but not running. you like to breathe fast, but not slow
    your lucky numbers: all odd integers
    your word of the day: senile
    definition: don`t grow old
    steer clear of t.v. celebrities - they only want you for your depravity
    
    Thursday - one leg is longer than the other but is made up by the fact that both arms are really long
    your lucky numbers: prime numbers from 2 to 4
    your word of the day: Bills
    definition: couldn`t win the superbowl if playing against the cheerleaders
    why are you here? don`t you have friends? go out - meet people, have some fun!
    
    Friday - you`ve never been out of the house before but you hear that there`s a really cool fad out: pet rocks
    your lucky numbers: irrational numbers
    your word of the day: irrational
    definition: acting normal (for you, at least)
    girls are your friends - but that`s about it. Poor baby.
    
    Saturday - you like living with your parents - really, you do.
    free room and board, new video games every other week - good times.
    your lucky number(s): 1000.748
    your word of the day: couch
    definition: that thing under you when you play your pretty new video games
    girls - what are those? are they anything like the toons from Final Fantasy I?
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