A little girl asked her mother, "Can I go outside and play with the boys?" Her mother replied, "No, you can`t play with the boys, they`re too rough."
The little girl thought about it for a few moments and asked, "If I can find a smooth one, can I play with him?"
A Sunday school teacher asked her little children, as they were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"
One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."
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