The 8 Types of Supporters
The Eager Beaver: "Sure, I can write an emulation program by this afternoon ... one of those new boxes? I`d sure like to get my fingers into one. I think I know where there`s one just down the hall ... "
The Know-it-All: "Well, I could tell you how to do that ... but I think I could recommend a better approach ... "
The New Kid: "Do you have a dog? ... My name? I`ll have to get back to you on that."
The Psycho: "READ MY LIPS, YOU BOZO! Are you STUPID or something?! YOU CAN`T DO THAT!"
The Counselor: "Oh my. Oh dear. Uh huh ... yes ... and then what happened? ... yes, I have plenty of time ... oh, no, no problem, that`s my job ... "
The Intimidator: "Why did you do THAT?! Haven`t you had any TRAINING?! Don`t you know Section 220.127.116.11.1 of the IEEE spec?!"
The Veteran: "Oh! That`s there for backward compatibility. They added it in rev 2.00.03 but they didn`t document it."
The Crispy Critter: "I don`t know. I don`t care. Your problem, that says it all, I have my own to take care of. Why are you using this product, anyway?"
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