A boy without mischief is like a bowling ball without a liquid center.
Homer: "No beer and no TV make Homer something something"
Marge: "Go crazy?"
Homer: "Don`t mind if I do"
"You couldn`t fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine."
`Oh, my god, Marge. A penalty shot, with only four seconds left. It`s your child versus mine! The winner will be showered with praise, the loser will be taunted and booed until my throat is sore.`
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