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    From a list of English subtitles used in films made in Hong Kong, Compiled by Stefan Hammond and Mike Wilkins for their book *Sex & Zen & a Bullet in the Head*.
    
    I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way.
    
    Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep.
    
    Gun wounds again?
    
    Same old rules: no eyes, no groin.
    
    A normal person wouldn`t steal pituitaries.
    
    Damn, I`ll burn you into a BBQ chicken!
    
    Take my advice, or I`ll spank you without pants.
    
    Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?
    
    Quiet or I`ll blow your throat up.
    
    You always use violence. I should`ve ordered glutinous rice chicken.
    
    I`ll fire aimlessly if you don`t come out!
    
    You daring lousy guy.
    
    Beat him out of recognizable shape!
    
    I have been scared shitless too much lately.
    
    I got knife scars more than the number of your leg`s hair!
    
    Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected.
    
    How can you use my intestines as a gift?
    
    The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?
    
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