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    Halloween Horroscope
    
    Aries
    I always liked Lilly Munster. She was the creepy version of June Cleaver. So why would I tell you this? No matter how much you like or dislike your real family, you also have another family, a family of friends. Like that old show The Munsters you have an important roll in that family. Without you it is like the Munster family without Lilly. It could have worked, it is just 100% better with her.
    
    Taurus
    Have you ever noticed in a majority of horror movies, the hero character suffers from a bout of self-doubt at some point during the film? Meanwhile the monster always remains focused on his/her goal. This Halloween no matter how much you have been trying to play the hero, drudge up the monster. He`ll show you how to keep focused on what you want. Don`t let the old films get you down when the monster looses in the end. Remember we are in the age of the sequel.
    
    Gemini
    Now which personality would you say you are most like, Dr. Jekyll or Mr. Hyde? If you have a tendency to be more like Dr. Jekyll you may want to think about letting loose a bit more Mr. Hyde. If your more like Mr. Hyde than your friends may be in for a demonic time this Halloween. Your party go nuts kind of mood may lead you to some interesting place. But be careful the Dr. Jekyll in you may not be so pleased in the morning.
    
    Cancer
    Have you been a bit wrapped up lately?. No Kidding its always something isn`t it? You`ll have everything under control soon, then you can unravel. Relax on Halloween night, watch your favorite horror movie. Spooky visitor may join you in the wee hours.
    
    Leo
    Halloween is a special time of year isn`t it? All the candy all the trickier treaters:..??? If you would rather avoid another Halloween of sitting about handing out candy to nasty little kids then find yourself the nearest Halloween party. You`ll have a better time with your own age group. If you still need a costume whip together something from Plan 9 From Outer Space. Tor Johnson or Vampira are great choices. Any character from the Ed Wood classic will do. Oh: and by the way if you`re just a little kid, when you go to a house on Halloween night and no one answers the door, egg the house.
    
    Virgo
    I doubt Dracula ever had difficulty getting a date. In the next few days you will have a magical and quite mysterious charisma. This Halloween your charming nature comes into play. You may find in the next week you easily lure in the opposite sex. Be witty and charming but be careful of who you will choose to become your bride. However, if you are gay you may have some difficulty getting the point across.
    
    Libra
    Some time folks need to laugh rather than be frightened. Although not a frightening character - a good costume for you this Halloween would be the lovable Charlie Chaplin. No matter who you are dressed as, putting on a show will win you some friends. Just make sure if you are dressed like Chaplin, you look like Chaplin and not Hitler. That would be bad.
    
    Scorpio
    Looking forward to a big Halloween bash? Good, you should be, you deserve to have some fun. I think this Halloween you may relate well with the Wolf Man. Your going through changes my friend so look for the benefits of being a wolf rather than fighting it.
    
    Sagittarius
    For cryin out loud will you please resist the temptation of eating too much candy, You`ll barf!!! If you really want to scare the crap out of people this Halloween? Why not try the unexpected. Instead of monsters, mummies and the undead, choose something truly horrifying like Mr. Rogers or Howdy Doody. Why just think of the benefits, you could clear a room by just yelling out "HEY KIDS IT`S HOWDY DOODY TIME."
    
    Capricorn
    Ever notice how Frankenstein (in old movies) looks like he was forced to listen to some boring sod for hours and hours? His body stiff his eyes half rolled up into his head, all the moaning. If you want to avoid such a travesty this Halloween, why not dress up as Frankenstein. If you run into some coma worthy conversations, make like old Frankenstein and slowly wander off like a stiff monster. That way your company will assume you are in character rather than escaping their dull conversation. And for Christ sake keep your Sagittarius friend away from the candy.
    
    Aquarius
    "The mighty will always reveal themselves." I have no idea what that means but if you wish to be a mighty character this Halloween make it a humorous one. Laughter is extremely mighty and powerful. Your gift of wit and humor will come in handy. Wonder woman is mighty, especially if you`re a man.
    
    Pisces
    Ed Wood may have been voted the worst filmmaker of all time, but there are people out there who love and adore him. I myself have never passed up the opportunity to watch an Ed Wood film. I figure it this way, If you take the time to put it out there, somebody has got to like it. Don`t be afraid to express your talents. I think if you truly believe in what you are doing there will be a handful of people who will assist you in achieving what you desire most. Stop worrying whether people will like it or not. Be true to yourself and everything will turn out in your favor.
    
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