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Star War Zodiac
    
    ARIES: The Emperor
    The Emperor likes to inflict pain on people, just as people born under the sign Aries often do. He feels he is at the center of the universe and he must be in control. He enjoys being a leader, which his aggression and quick temper also help.
    
    TAURUS: Chewbacca
    Chewbacca is a dependable creature but he tends to be stubborn. He likes material possessions and loves to win at games. He hates being bossed around or losing and may succumb to his physical strength when upset.
    
    GEMINI: Ewok
    Ewoks are playful little creatures, as are Geminis. They are extremely curious, craving knowledge but sometimes having short attention spans. For the most part, Ewoks are charming and lovable, but they come off as scattered and high-strung at times.
    
    CANCER: Luke Skywalker
    Luke could be whiny at times, but he eventually developed the hard shell of a Cancer. He is strong-willed and persistent, and gets what he wants. He never shies away from a fight at the first sign of danger. He also began to master the element of mind manipulation.
    
    LEO : Princess Leia
    Leia adds a whole new meaning to self-assurance, a trait which is evident in Leos. She is a nurturing person with great physical strength. Like many Leos, she sees that her mission for good is completed and she is very optimistic about the outcome
    
    VIRGO : C3P0
    C3P0 shows his efficiency when working for a good cause, but he tends to be fussy when it comes to doing something out of the ordinary. Like many Virgos, he wants to stay out of the spotlight and does well picking up minute details.
    
    LIBRA: "Obi Wan" Kenobi
    As always, Obi Wan continues his pursuit of justice, and he is determined to succeed. He conveys his art of persuasion through the force. He displays his supreme intelligence and is very talented at obtaining balance between himself and his surroundings.
    
    SCORPIO: Han Solo
    Han is a powerful character. He also tends to be possessive and lusty, which would explain his greedy nature. He feels threatened by Leia`s attempts to order him around, which displays the Scorpio dislike for people who try to control them. He is prone to suspicion and jealousy, as seen in The Empire Strikes Back. However, his resiliance and passion get him what he wants.
    
    SAGITTARIUS: Yoda
    Yoda is superbly wise and has been known to spread this insight widely. He becomes impatient and pushy when people take his teachings too lightly. His philosophical side always peeks through.
    
    CAPRICORN : R2D2
    R2`s ambition and inexhaustible desire to reach his goals is rarely fulfilled. This causes resentment towards winners. He is very loyal, sometimes going to great lengths to help others out. He is a social unit, winning the hearts of many with his cute personality. However, his close friends are few.
    
    AQUARIUS: Darth Vader
    Vader can be cruel, and torments people who disagree with him. Yet, deep down he has a peace-loving, friendly side. He has a knack for inflicting pain on people and always uses his intellect during battle.
    
    PISCES: Lando
    With his head in the clouds, Lando is the typical Pisces. He is self-sacrificing but may be too passive to stand up to Vader. He becomes fairly pessimistic when put under pressure. He also poses as a chameleon, changing his scenery on occassion.
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