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In the episode "One fish, two fish, blowfish, blue fish" Homer is told he has 24 hours to live after eating poisoned blowfish. This is the list he devises to complete before his death ...
    
    1. Make list (striken off the list)
    2. Eat a hearty breakfast
    3. Make videotape for Maggie
    4. Have man-to-man with Bart
    5. Listen to Lisa play her sax
    6. Make funeral arrangement
    7. Make peace with Dad
    8. Beer with the boys at the bar
    9. Tell off the boss
    10. Go hang gliding
    11. Plant a tree
    12. A final dinner with my beloved family
    13. Be intamit with Marge
    
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