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Pick-Up Lines to use on Accounting Chicks
    
     You`ve got a lovely pair of W-2`s.
     Please, baby, let me withhold you.
     Nice assets.
     Lady, you make my pants file for an extension.
     In my office, I.R.S. stands for I`m Really Sexy.
     Let`s fill out a 1040 - you are a 10 and I`m a 40.
     If I help you screw Uncle Sam, can I be next?
     Technically, having sex with me is like a charitable gift.
     You`re entitled to a $5,000 tax break on your municipal bond income... now let`s do it.
     You`re the kind of girl I could take home to mother - which is good, since I still live with her.
    
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