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If computer errors were written as haikus
    
    Three things are certain:
    Death, taxes and lost data.
    Guess which has occurred.
    
    The file you need
    might be very useful.
    But now it is gone
    
    Windows NT crashed.
    I am the Blue Screen of Death.
    No one hears your screams.
    
    Yesterday it worked.
    Today it is not working.
    Windows is like that.
    
    Chaos reigns within.
    Reflect, repent, reboot.
    Order shall return.
    
    Wind catches lily,
    scattering petals to the ground.
    Segmentation fault.
    
    With searching comes loss
    and the presence of absence:
    File not found.
    
    The Web site you seek
    cannot be located but
    endless others exist.
    
    You step in the stream,
    but the water has moved on.
    This page is not here.
    
    Stay the patient course.
    Of little worth is your ire.
    The network is down.
    
    You step in the stream,
    but the water has moved on.
    The page is not here.
    
    No keyboard present.
    Press F1 to continue.
    Zen engineering.
    
    This site has moved.
    We`d tell you where, but then
    we`d have to delete you.
    
    First snow, then silence.
    This thousand dollar screen dies
    so beautifully.
    
    Printer not ready.
    Could be a fatal error.
    Have a pen handy?
    
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