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Today I`m leaving on a trip
     to a place I`ve never seen.
    My transportation`s waiting,
     just my old and slow machine.
    
    But it will get me there and back,
     of that I`m very sure,
    Without the time and hustle
     that most travelers endure.
    
    I haven`t quite made up my mind
     today just where I`ll go,
    To a warm and distant lively place
     or a land where life is slow.
    
    To Ireland, Paris, Spain or Rome
     or a South Sea island beach,
    The big decision rests with me
     since they`re all within my reach.
    
    For now I`m on the internet
     with the whole wide world to see,
    I can do it at my leisure
     and economically.
    
    You see, I now can go to lands
     to which I`ve never gone,
    So if you`ll please excuse me
     I`ll turn my computer on.
    
     Ray Gessler
    
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