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Bush and Gorbachev are in an aeroplane.
    Bush shakes his fist at Gorbachev, and G. shakes his fist at Bush too.
    Bush shakes two fists, but G. points at his temple.
    G. tells his wife: "Bush gestured that he was going to beat me up. I gestured the same to him. He gestured that he was going to beat me up with two fists. I gestured that he is stupid."
    Bush tells his wife: "I gestured to G. to keep hold of the state, and he indicated that he would. I told him to hold on with both hands. He gestured that I`m stupid to suggest that, because he doesn`t have the strength."
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sent by: Ed Greenberg
    Stalin is addressing the people. He announces:
    Comrades, I have here a telegram from Trotsky. He states, "You were right and I was wrong. You are the true heir to Lenin. I should apologize."
    From the front row a (comrade) tailor rises and calls, "Comrade Stalin!"
    Stalin replies, "In our great free socialist state, even a tailor may address the head of state. What is it, Comrade Tailor?"
    The tailor replies, "You`re reading it wrong."
    "What," says Stalin, "what is wrong? How should I read it? Come up here and tell us."
    The tailor reads: "You were right and I was wrong? *YOU* are the true heir to Lenin? *I* should apologize?"
    
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A Jew takes a picture of Lenin to Israel. At the Soviet border he says that it is a picture of Lenin.
    At the Israeli border he says that it is a gold picture frame.
    
    The sculptor Kerbel has made a monument to Marx in Sverdlov`s square.
    Commentary:
    "Three-fold arrogance. One Jew has made a statue of another Jew in a square named after yet a third Jew."
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