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sent by: pramod
    A phone rings at KGB headquarters.
    "Hello?"
    "Hello, is this the KGB?"
    "Yes. What do you want?"
    "I`m calling to report my neighbor Yankel Rabinovich as an enemy of the State. He is hiding undeclared diamonds in his fire wood."
    "This will be noted."
    The next day, the KGB goons visit Rabinovich`s house. They search the shed where the fire wood is kept, break every piece of wood there, but find no diamonds. They swear at Yankel Rabinovich and leave.
    The phone then rings at Rabinovich`s house.
    "Hello, Yankel! Did the KGB come?"
    "Yes."
    "Did they chop up your firewood?"
    "Yes, they did."
    "Okay, now it`s your turn to call. I need my vegetable patch plowed."
    
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sent by: Sam Struhar
    The Jew was listening to radio Free Europe on his radio when he suddenly sees through his window a policeman coming to his house. He panically grabs his fiddles and start playing. Policeman comes in, finds radio still playing and with anger start screeming at the Jew: "You, old Jew, You bastard You are listening to radio of free Europe!!!!" and the Jew says back with fear on his face, "No tovarish policeman, I`m disturbing it!"
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What is Communism?
    The Poles say it`s the longest and most painful of the roads to capitalism.
    
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