Rick`s mother was speeding north on I-75 when she noticed a Michigan State Police car behind her with it`s flashing red lights on. She was very nervous, as she had never been stopped in Michigan before and didn`t know what to expect.
The trooper approached her car then asked if she knew why he had stopped her.
She said, " Oh, I bet I know why you stopped me. You want to sell me tickets to the policeman`s ball."
The trooper then told her that "Michigan State Police don`t have balls."
Rick`s mother lost it and she started laughing uncontrollably. The troopers face turned bright red. He turned about on his heel, marched back to his car and took off with squealing tires.
rating: 55
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