You people have stood in my way long enough. I`m going to clown college.
I`m just trying to get into heaven. I`m not running for Jesus.
Billy: Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins.
Homer: Homer Simpson, smiling politely.
Michael: Hi. I`m Michael Jackson, from the Jacksons.
Homer: I`m Homer Simpson, from the Simpsons.
"Ned Flanders! I never would`ve imagined" [thinks Ned was hepped up on goofballs] [later] "I think we all owe Ned a heart felt apology. We were wrong to doubt him."
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