Surprise!   Jokes computer drinking love, sex, marriage kids work lawyers miscellaneous   Long jokes   Russian humour politics drinking family life "new russians (NR)" miscellaneous   Kids' quotes   School quotes   Simpsons' quotes   Funny Zodiac   Celebrity jokes   Bumper stickers   Pickup lines   Funny poetry   Funny tests   Murphy's Law commerce computer and tech love miscellaneous   Strange Laws commerce food and drink sex, marriage animals miscellaneous   Christmas Humor short jokes long jokes songs and verses   Funny stories   Your stories   Humorous literature   Pictures funny pictures celebrity pics funny photos adult pictures Subscription   Videofun Funny advertisements Those funny people Dumb animals Engineering For computer geeks Fun sport Animation Adults entertainment Ads for adults   Last joke      For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from heaven. "You`ve been such exemplary statues," he announced to them, "That I`m going to give you a special gift. I`m going to bring you both to life for thirty minutes, in which you can do anything you want." And with a clap of his hands, the angel brought the statues to life. The two approached each other a bit shyly, but soon dashed for the bushes, from which shortly emerged a good deal of giggling, laughter, and shaking of branches. Fifteen minutes later, the two statues emerged from the bushes, wide grins on their faces. "You still have fifteen more minutes," said the angel, winking at them. Grinning even more widely the female statue turned to the male statue and said, "Great! Only this time you hold the pigeon down and I`ll crap on it`s head."      rating: 18 * send your joke Last picture rating: 3 send your picture   Constructor Game server Tests Visiting cards   Joke      People are always available for work in the past tense. The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get If it wasn`t for the last minute, nothing would get done. You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard      rating: 0 * send your joke Picture rating: 0 send your picture Send your joke name:  e-mail:  Choose section: JokesLong jokesFunny poetryFunny testsMurphy's LawFunny storiesYour storiesKids' quotesSchool quotesCelebrity jokesFunny ZodiacStrange LawsSimpsons` QuotesBumper stickersPickup lines   Copyright © RIN 2001- * Feedback