In Mesquite, Texas it is illegal for kids to have unusual haircuts.
In Cleveland, Ohio, women are forbidden from wearing patent leather shoes, lest men see reflections of their underwear.
In Asheville, North Carolina, it is illegal to sneeze on city streets.
Hornytown, North Carolina has banned all massage parlors.
In Alabama it is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
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