In New York City you need a permit to transport carbonated beverages.
A Maryland law outlaws "female sitters, also known as shills," women paid by owners to sit in their bars and encourage male patrons to buy drinks.
Warn your hubby that after lovemaking in Ames, Iowa, he isn`t allowed to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with you-or holding you in his arms.
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