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     A pirate visits a bar and asks for a beer.
He`s got a parrot on his shoulder which says: "and a coca cola for me!!!".
The pirate gets agitated, and punishes the parrot verbally.
After some time, the pirate asks for another beer.
And the parrot say`s: "and for me a coke please!!!"
The pirate is at his whits end, and says:
"If you ask for a drink one more time, I`ll nail you to the wall"
He gets so agitated that he drinks his beer in no time.
So he is ready for another, and he asks for one more.
And (like expected) the parrot says: "and a coke for me....!!!"
This is it!!! The pirate nails him to the wall, just above the door.
The parrot looks to the left and finds Jesus hanging there on the crusifix.
So the parrot says: "did you ask for a coke as well?"

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