Timmy and his grandfather were going fishing. They stopped to dig worms. The grandfather said,
"Tim, I`ll give you a nickle if you can pull that fat worm out of that hole without breaking him.."
Tim pulled the worm out and collected his nickle. Then the grandfather said,
"I`ll pay you $5.00 if you can put it back into that hole.
Tim thought about it for a while...then ran home, returning with a can of hair spray. He sprayed the worm and slid it back into the hole. He collected the $5.00.
Next morning his grandfather said,
"Tim, Im real proud of how you figured that out yesterday....here`s your $5.00."
Tim said he had been paid the day before and grandpa didn`t owe him anything.
Grandpa said, "This is from your grandmother."
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