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A KAMAZ heavy truck bumps into a Volvo 940 from behind.
    Volvo is in complete wreckage. A NR crawls from under the remnants and silently observes the wreckage.
    The truck driver also steps out of his car and takes a look at what was once Volvo.
    Then he looks at his own vehicle, and says in desperation:
    - What a pity... I just attached a new bucket to the front bumper...
    
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A professional army is hiring combat pilots. Comes a German.
    - I have 200 hours of flying experience, and I`m asking $1 million per annum.
    Comes an American.
    - I have 200 hours of civil and 200 of combat flying experience, - he says, - and I`m asking $2 millions.
    - Why two?
    - One for me and one for my family.
    Comes a NR. - I haven`t got any flying experience, - he says. - And I haven`t ever piloted a plane. But for $3 million I`m ready to get the job.
    - How`s that?! - One million I`m giving back to you. Another million I`ll set aside for myself. And for the third million the German`s gonna fly.
    
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A NR brings a very pretty girl to a jewellery shop. He asks for the best necklace in stock. After rejecting all the cheaper items, he settles on a US$1.000.000 ruby necklace. "Wrap it for her, - he orders, - And bill my bank next week".
    The shop manager is confused. "I`m sorry, we can only deliver the necklace when the bill is honored," - he says apologetically.
    "Weird customs you`ve got here, - the NR shrugs, - are you sure it can`t be done sooner?!
    - Absolutely, sir, - says the manager, ashamed of himself.
    - OK, then get the girl`s address and deliver the necklace to her the very moment you`ve got the clearance.
    Early next week the shop manager makes a call to the NR.
    - I`m sorry, sir, but your bank rejected payment!
    - That`s OK, - says the NR, - I still had a fantastic weekend...
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